Friday, January 23, 2009

In the spirit of Joaquin Phoenix..whos your favorite Slashie?

i still can't get over his decision to be a rapper, especially since there have been so MANY great actors slash singers.. i mean, really:




Lindsay Lohan- what was NeYo on when he decided to let LiLo have the microphone in "Bossy?" its such a boring song with a boring beat, with lyrics like "i like it how i like it when i like it and that's how it is"... i wonder if sam has ever played it during a dj set.











Hilary Duff- in this picture she actually looks cute. if she had stuck with her lizzie mcguire, not too skinny, teen idol appearance, i might even like her. but no, she and lindsay just had to grow up too fast and have eating problems and date each other's boyfriends and sing gross music that is handed to them on silver platters.


Jared Leto-cry me a river and drown in it. this guy was cute once. it gives me great joy whenever the djs on Live 105 call him the douche bag of the year. he, for some reason, woke up one day and decided he was a badass musician, even though he landed his band "30 seconds to mars" a $30M lawsuit with Virgin Records for not delivering. question: would they have "delivered" even if they had made an album?






David Hasselhoff - ooga ooga ooga chaka...




Paris - okay, so she's not an actress but she did make a sex tape and has had a few cameos. but the song she came out with last year sounded so much like UB40 Barbie and no one even cared. "Stars are Blind" i think? agh.







choose your favorite! vote!

2 comments:

e dub said...

lohan is my favorite!! rumors was my fave song of 07 or 06 or whenev it came out.

meg said...

The Duff. When I hear "Let's go back, back to the beginning..." I think of Laguna Beach Season 1 and I remember happier times.

Except I did listen to LL's "Over" on repeat for a few weeks... shhh don't tell anyone.